Facebook Hilarity

I participated in a hilarious conversation on Facebook with my co-workers.  I had to share it with you guys!

Nathan Vitatoe beth, do you find Wes’ music and vid clips as distracting and disturbing as I do?

Wes Molebash No.

Nathan Vitatoe you don’t get to vote

Wes Molebash I get three votes. So I guess I win.

Nathan Vitatoe that would be true, but your three votes are only .25 a piece, so you still lose

Beth Klingele Actually you neither one in my voting district so SORRY!

Wes Molebash Just got out of court where a judge ruled that Wes Molebash is equal to three men and one bear. The transcripts are available at the Ross County Court House, just look for Molebash v. Ross County. So, with that settled, my votes are now worth three “normal” votes plus a bear. I don’t know if the bear will give me any edge when it comes to voting, but I’m using him anyway.

Beth Klingele Does he have a hockey stick? Cause that makes all the difference!

Nathan Vitatoe Ohio Revised Code 4369.15b states that ‘all voting or ballot precedings are null and void if the individual in question invokes the vote of a bear or implies the vote of a bear.’ All parties residing within the State of Ohio are subject to the no-bear voting clause which nullifies not only the bears vote, but all of your previous votes as the bear vote holder.

Nathan Vitatoe the chair recognizes Mr. Molebash if he has anything to add…go ahead Mr. Molebash…?…what? can’t hear you…nothing.

Wes Molebash Federal Revised Code 1789J.39-86 (effective June 14, 2007): states cannot discriminate against bears (or any member of the family Ursidae) concerning federal and state affairs including, but not limited to, the issuance of drivers’ licenses, property rights and deeds, and voting rights. . . . Any known discrimination against voting rights of bears reported on or after the effective date of this code shall result in a bear’s vote being doubled as well as all previous votes whether human or bear. – Looks like my votes count as six normal votes and two bear votes. So I still win.

Nathan Vitatoe the FRC mentioned above specifically refers to ‘pinnipeds’ a relative of caniforms in the Ursidae family and cannot be justly applied to caniforms in particular. If your bear is not a web footed mammal then this issue will need to be taken up ‘ab initio’ with the High Council of Office Airwaves for further clarification in which your bear will need to provide counsel ‘pro hac vice’.

Wes Molebash Federal Revised Code 1356Z.45-23 (effective October 9, 2000): one Nathan Vitatoe vote counts as -75 (negative seventy-five) regular votes. – Looks like even if I have 0 votes, it’s still more than -75 votes. I still win.

Nathan Vitatoe that ruling was in regard to Nathan Vitatoe from Djibouti and not that of Nathan Vitatoe from Ohio, USA. Irrelevant and erroneous

Wes Molebash The entire time we’ve been having this discussion I’ve been listening to weird music and watching disturbing video clips.

Nathan Vitatoe I’ll concede that point.

Beth Klingele These bears were drugged and therefore their vote does not count. Please see…ORC 959.05 DRUGGING ANIMALS ENTERED IN COMPETITION PROHIBITED

No person shall administer to any animal within forty-eight hours prior to the time that the animal enters a voting precinct conducted by a county or independent agricultural society authorized under Chapter… Read More 1711. of the Revised Code or by the Ohio expositions commission any drug or medicament not specifically permitted under rules of the state voting commission promulgated pursuant to Chapter 3769. of the Revised Code or under rules of the society, in respect to a county or independent agricultural society, or of the Ohio expositions commission, in respect to the Ohio voting polls. This section does not apply to any bear racing meeting conducted under a permit issued pursuant to Chapter 3769. of the Revised Code.

Wes Molebash I’m out.

Nathan Vitatoe Beth wins!

- Wes